A funny read.

Well, I went to the dr's office today to see about my not sleeping. He said basically its acute insomnia, not much he can do for me except offer up advise and sleep aides. As he put it, there isn't much he can do. I'll just need to put up with it for a few days or a couple of weeks. =P

But the funny read, was a 2 page leaflet he gave me explaining my condition.
"Use your bed for 1 of 2 things only! Either sleep on it or have sex on, do not eat, read, or watch tv on your bed." Very strict rules there, but I don't have a chair in my bedroom so I do watch tv on it, and on occasion I have been known to fix breakfast in bed.

Well, I thought it was sorta funny, especially hearing from the new female dr.